So, these two guys are carpooling home from work one day. Traffic is
barely crawling along and they are both a bit bored. So the driver is
looking around and suddenly he points at two dogs having sex in someone's
front lawn.
-- Look! What are the those dogs doing? Are they fighting?
The passenger, being a man of the world, replies,
-- They are having sex. Don't tell me that you have never had sex doggie
style before?
The driver, a bit shy and nervous, admits that he has never had sex
doggie style. So the passenger says,
-- You have to try it. Its pretty cool. Here's what you do. Tonight when
you get home, fix your wife a margarita and then suggest that you want
to try this new sexual position.
The driver thinks a bit and then decides he will give it a try.
So the next morning, the two commuters are back in the car and the
passenger asks,
-- Well. How did it go?
-- It was great. But it took me 6 Margaritas just to get her in the
front lawn.
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