Bill and Hillary were out driving in the country near Hillary`s hometown. They were low on fuel, so Bill pulled into a gas station for a fill-up. The attendant came out and began to pump gas into the first couple's tank.

As he was doing this, he looked into the passenger window.

-- Hey, Hillary. We used to date in high school. Do you remember me?

They chatted for a few minutes. Then, Bill paid for the gas, and the first couple left. Then, they drove off. Bill was feeling very proud of himself and looked over at Hillary. He said,

-- You used to date that guy? Just think what it would be like if you had married him. - he said smugly.

Hillary looked at Bill and shrugged. Then she replied,

-- Well, I guess you'd be pumping gas, and he would be the President.