A wife asks her husband,

-- Honey, if I died, would you remarry?

-- After a considerable period of grieving, I guess I would. We all need companionship.

-- If I died and you remarried, would she live in this house?

-- We've spent a lot of money getting this house just the way we want it. I'm not going to get rid of my house. I guess she would.

-- If I died and you remarried, and she lived in this house, would she sleep in our bed?

-- Well, the bed is brand new, and it cost us $2,000. It's going to last a long time, so I guess she would.

-- If I died and you remarried, and she lived in this house and slept in our bed, would she use my golf clubs?

-- Oh, no, - the husband replies - She's left-handed.