Three presidents, Boris Yeltsin, Bill Clinton & Ernesto Zedillo (Mexican President) were at a summit dinner at a posh french restaurant. The waiter asks:

-- Le apperitif?

All of them answer "Oui!" The waiter looks at Zedillo:

-- Le tequila?

-- Oui!

The waiter looks at Yeltsin:

-- Le vodka?

-- Oui!

Finally, the waiter looks at Clinton and says:

-- Le whisky?

-- DON'T MENTION THAT BITCH!