Traveling Blonde


A blonde is going on a plane to New york and she has a coach ticket but she goes up and sits in first class. A flight attendant comes up to her and says:

-- Excuse me miss, you have a coach ticket and you are in the first class section. PLEASE MOVE!

She says:

-- I'm young, blonde and beautiful and YOU CANT MAKE ME!

So she sits there and the flight attendant finaly decides to get the co-pilot. The pilot doesn't worry and says:

-- My wife is blonde I now what to do.

He walks up to the blonde and whispers something in her ear. She immediately gets up and goes back to coach. All the people are like "How'd ya do that?" The pilot says:

-- I told her the first class section doesn't go to New york!!


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February 21, 1999