At 3 am a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a drunk guy asking what time the bar opens.

-- It opens at noon.

Answers the clerk.

About an hour later he gets a call from the same guy, sounding even drunker:

-- What time does the bar open?

-- Same time as before... Noon.

Another hour passes and he calls again, plastered:

-- Whatjoo shay the bar opins at?

-- It opens at noon, but if you can't wait, I can have room service send something up to you.

-- No... I don't wanna git in... Ah wanna git OUT!!!