A man walks in to a confession booth and says:

-- I have sinned.

-- What did you do? - asks the priest.

-- I committed a murder.

-- Take a drink out of the holy cup and you will be forgiven.

A woman walks in to the confession booth and says:

-- I have sinned.

-- What did you do?

-- I robbed six banks.

-- Take a drink out of the holy cup and you will be forgiven.

Another man walks in to the confession booth and says:

-- I have sinned.

-- What did you do?

-- I peed in the holy cup.