A woman went to the school to register her boys.
The office worker asked her,
-- How many children do you have?
-- Ten.
-- What are their names?
-- LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, and
LeRoy.
-- They're all named LeRoy? What if you want them to come in from
playing outside?
-- Oh, that's easy. I just call "LeRoy", and they all come running in.
-- And, if you want them to come to the table for dinner?
-- I just say, "LeRoy, come eat your dinner", and they do.
-- But what if you just want ONE of them to do something?
-- Oh, that's easy. I just use their last name!
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