The Differences

Differences Between The Sexes Observed At The Drive-Up ATM Machine...

HIM:

  1. Pull up to ATM
  2. Insert card
  3. Enter PIN number and account
  4. Take cash, card and receipt
HER:
  1. Pull up to ATM
  2. Check makeup in rearview mirror
  3. Shut off engine
  4. Put keys in purse
  5. Get out of car b/c you're too far from machine
  6. Hunt for card in purse
  7. Insert card
  8. Hunt in purse for tampon wrapper with PIN number written on it
  9. Enter PIN number
  10. Study instructions for at least 2 minutes.
  11. Hit "cancel"
  12. Re-enter correct PIN number
  13. Hit "cancel"
  14. Call husband to get correct PIN number
  15. Check balance
  16. Look for envelope
  17. Look in purse for pen
  18. Make out deposit slip
  19. Endorse checks
  20. Make deposit
  21. Study instructions
  22. Make cash withdrawal
  23. Get in car
  24. Check makeup
  25. Look for keys
  26. Start car
  27. Check makeup
  28. Start pulling away
  29. STOP
  30. Back up to machine
  31. Get out of car
  32. Take card and receipt
  33. Get back in car
  34. Put card in wallet
  35. Put receipt in checkbook
  36. Enter deposits and withdrawals in checkbook
  37. Clear area in purse for wallet and checkbook
  38. Check makeup
  39. Put car in gear, reverse
  40. Put car in drive
  41. Drive away from machine
  42. Travel 3 miles
  43. Release parking brake

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November 7, 1999