Barbie


A man walks into a store to buy a Barbie doll for his daughter. "How much is that Barbie in the window?", he asks the shop assistant.

In a condescending manner she responds:

-- Which Barbie? We have ... - Barbie Goes to the Gym for $19.95
- Barbie Goes to the Ball for $19.95
- Barbie Goes Shopping for $19.95
- Barbie Goes to the Beach for $19.95
- Barbie Goes Nightclubbing for $19.95
- and Divorced Barbie for $265.00.

The guy asks:

-- Why is Divorced Barbie $265.00 when all the others are only $19.95?

-- That's obvious. Divorced Barbie comes with Ken's house, Ken's car, Ken's boat, Ken's furniture...


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November 14, 1999